xoder: (Recursing Xoder)
"we've all seen the bumper stickers that say I ♥ NY or I ♠ MY CAT, but who's seen the ones that say I ♣ MY WIFE"

I guess I'm just a sucker for a playing card pun, even though it is in horrible taste. PS: You may need to increase your font size to see it.
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Better stick to apple juice — OJ'll kill you.
xoder: (Discordian)
Me [After hearing that [livejournal.com profile] shoujo_mallet had finally seen Snakes on a Plane]: I've got it! A version of Macbeth, performed entirely by ducks: Drakes on a Thane
[livejournal.com profile] shoujo_mallet [After finally stopping her laughter]: But, is MacDuff going to say, "I'm tired of these motherfucking usurpers on this motherfucking throne," or what? I mean, we need that line somewhere.
xoder: (PCG Barcode)
So I was checking out the Weather Underground earlier and I noticed something interesting about the chance for rain for tomorrow...
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Go. Go see it. Now. It's amazing. The audience is the icing on a delicious cake of snakes and plane.
xoder: (RIAA-free America)
kallisti: How to steal an election...:
This is awesome. Thank you!
xoder: (PokeCon)
(23:09:06) [Name removed because I'm too lazy to ask her permission]: though my hair is still way too short to do much with
(23:10:47) [Name removed because I'm too lazy to ask her permission]: but with a teasing comb and enough hairspray, i think i could take over the world
(23:12:09) Me: couldn't we all. Archimedes once said, "Give me a lever and a place to stand and I can move the world." He was right, of course, which is why he died of exposure to hard vacuum
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P: Oh yeah? Well you're gay for girls!
E: Damn straight! And I'm gay for boys, too.
xoder: (Discordian)
Best Flash Game Evar!
And I don't like Flash
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For Charlene
xoder: (Discordian)
The guy that just emailed me has the first name of Brack. I shit you not.

RE:

Jun. 4th, 2005 10:26 pm
xoder: (Default)
"We gotta deal with this straight shit? That's so gay!"
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xoder: (PokeCon)
Linux Sex Positions. Found from this post in [livejournal.com profile] linux.

RE:

May. 16th, 2005 06:35 pm
xoder: (Default)
Open-source your girlfriend!
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xoder: (PokeCon)
(22:29:10) Melissa: " I think we have a responsibility to our adolescents to acknowledge and allow this burgeoning sexuality; teaching children that sex is somehow this improper and dirty act that can only be validated when you conduct it with someone you're married to (or at least love) is cheating them of a rightful enjoyment of what God gave us all. Jesus, people, its just sex. Its not nuclear war."
(22:31:48) Me: mmmm
(22:31:56) Me: NUCLEAR WAR SEX
(22:31:59) Me: I have found my calling!
(22:32:08) Melissa: um....Peter...?
(22:32:12) Me: what?
(22:32:17) Melissa: *laughs*
(22:32:27) Me: It would be the greatest performance art evar
(22:32:30) Melissa: I think that'd be a little difficult
(22:32:33) Melissa: lol
(22:32:36) Melissa: oh, man.
(22:32:37) Me: two sub-critical masses
(22:32:43) Me: one yonic, one phallic
(22:32:51) Me: bring them together on stage!
(22:32:56) Me: and watch the fireworks
(22:33:03) Melissa: and die
(22:33:06) Me: well, yes
xoder: (PokeCon)
(12:21:10) Erin: i am interested in you as a significant other
(12:21:17) Erin: has nothing to do with being a boy
(12:21:22) Me: oh, I see
(12:21:30) Erin: in fact sometimes i wish you were a girl
(12:21:34) Erin: but i make due
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