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if there's gonna be this much screaming outside my window at this time of night, I should be able to see topless girls running around.

nope, usual drunken idiots

Decypher, please

So I'm sitting there, stapling in the loose pages of my lab notebook and I tell the professor, "Yeah, they're all in now, mostly in the order in which I used them." He responds, "You know, you're going to go far in life — but you'll have to do it your own way."

Everything has gone pear-shaped!

 

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