You are QUIET HORROR. Inasmuch as you have a personality at all, you're the one watching the boa constrictor sliding up their body and vaguely wondering whether being digested is going to hurt worse than what Satan can come up with once you reach Hell.
SEEK: drama queens. Believe it or not, you might be able to calm them down just by watching and saying "Yeah? So?" in that irritating way of yours. AVOID: boa constrictors. (Satan is very creative.)
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: