A dream that I dreamt last night

So, I'm here at RIT, everything is the same, except that... I have magic, and I'm some weird kind of knight, but no one knows because my sword is hidden (where, I dunno). And my sword hurts any evil witches who come too close to it. So, my RA is this girl, and I have the hots for her, so I try to make my moves on her. They clearly work, but when she comes in to kiss me... I hear this sizzling sound, and her face deforms slowly, the parts closest to me first, into your stereotypical witch face. It gets harder and harder for her to approach me, because of my sword. So, she backs off, and for some reason I trust her enough to put down the sword. We have "TV sex" (meaning the camera cuts away to the sword, clearly glowing at all the parts where it should be pissed). And I pick it up and leave. She tries to kiss me again, but backs off at the slightest hiss.

WTF does that mean?
scooby2273 thinks its a "typical male dream." But if its so typical, then why is it so unusual for me?
Any suggestions? You know you have them, so comment!!

ttyl,
PETER

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Crap! Even AIM Express can keep me up!

Bugger!

I caved

Back to AIM

Curses!

SNOOD!!

Curse you scooby2273!! Curse you!

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Red: 5/100 Blue: 14/100 White: 14/100 Yellow: 12/100

Take the Color Code Test
by Dano

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66% addicted to Instant Messenger. How about you?

hmm.. I thought it woudl be worse....

Ye gods am I dumb

I violated the trust of my best friend today. I didn't even know what I was doing. I wouldn't blame him if he dissapeared forever.

And its all over a stupid little thing. Granted, its less stupid than that, and those involved are pissed, but... I don't know when I do these things.
I really doubt my capabilities as a social being.
Maybe this RA thing is a bad idea.
Maybe doing that "tour-guidey" thing for Honors EE is likewise poorly thought out.
Maybe humanity is a harmful influence on me.

I surrender.

PETER

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Okay, it seems Ari's not too pissed at me.

Its okay, we just don't know how to gossip well

Although I'm still staying off AIM for awhile. I think I'll go play some counterstrike. Yes. Death and destruction. Realism. Maybe some Serious Sam after that for a streight out bloodbath.

PETER

(Ed, good luck with the Lent promise. I'll try to cut my gaming babble for the rest of Lent.)