This should be obvious. Go out and get drunk, public-like. Or go buy booze for minors and make a few bucks by providing a public service. Either way: public public public.
Unless you have some sort of medical reason not to consume alcohol, I would advise a nice glass of wine or a fancy-schmancy mixed drink. Or some crappy-assed beer. Your choice. Just make sure someone else is paying. :-P
Have a beer. No, seriously. One beer isn't "drnking", at least not in the getting-intoxicated sense, and it's a very good tradition on one's 21st birthday.
I don't go out anymore on Friday nights, because I work. Wednesday is the new Friday.
Wow, i'm surpised by the inability of otherwise inteligent people to understand the concept of "I don't drink"
May I suggest going to a club with friends. That way you can use your new "I'm 21 status" and party with people on your birthday. That is my suggestion because where I was on co-op this summer (washington) minor's aren't allowed into any area where alchohol is being served. Because of this few clubs were open to us 18+ peoples because the alchocol serving and consuming would have to take place in a totaly seperate room.
Does he not drink? Jesus, it's been one of those days. I must have stopped reading after the 1st sentence. Nevertheless, I stand by the public service part.
"Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop. There I was browsin' through the latest issue of 'Throb', when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped. So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud" -A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin', Bloodhound Gang
That aside, my suggestion is trip to Niagara Falls and swing by Buffalo to pick up dear old dad, and we can hit up a strip club, casino, or whatever adventure the night brings!
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No one buys me drinks.
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or NEXT friday?
Ill take ya to dinner orra movie if you like,,,
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No, seriously. One beer isn't "drnking", at least not in the getting-intoxicated sense, and it's a very good tradition on one's 21st birthday.
I don't go out anymore on Friday nights, because I work. Wednesday is the new Friday.
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May I suggest going to a club with friends. That way you can use your new "I'm 21 status" and party with people on your birthday.
That is my suggestion because where I was on co-op this summer (washington) minor's aren't allowed into any area where alchohol is being served. Because of this few clubs were open to us 18+ peoples because the alchocol serving and consuming would have to take place in a totaly seperate room.
Anyway happy almost being old ;)
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What?
Canadian Ballet
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of 'Throb',
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud"
-A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin', Bloodhound Gang
That aside, my suggestion is trip to Niagara Falls and swing by Buffalo to pick up dear old dad, and we can hit up a strip club, casino, or whatever adventure the night brings!
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...then again, I kinda just want more boff-combat ;-)
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i have one :)
tee hee
Happy pre-21'st. Buy me a beer sometime.
Re: i have one :)