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Me [After hearing that shoujo_mallet had finally seen Snakes on a Plane]: I've got it! A version of Macbeth, performed entirely by ducks: Drakes on a Thane
shoujo_mallet [After finally stopping her laughter]: But, is MacDuff going to say, "I'm tired of these motherfucking usurpers on this motherfucking throne," or what? I mean, we need that line somewhere.

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Great. Not only did I miss the early train, but I also took the wrong one. Now I'm going to Newark, AND I get to be late, too.

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Oh, and now that 3 trains to Hoboken have gone, I just realized I could've taken either. This is clearly a great day starting.