i think the foreskin is nasty. all this crap gets stuck in between the penis and the foreskin. ew ew ew.
and a cut penis is much more aesthetically pleasing than a uncut one.
nothing wrong with thinking about your cock.
i often lament about what would life be like if i didn't have boobs, on if i had smaller boobs, and why the hell we have boobs. i think the world would be much more efficient without boobs, since they serve no purpose other than to provide milk for your offspring.
i'd gladly do without boobs, thank you very much. if i have to have a mastectomy, i would be all for it. good riddance boobs.
as for the pipe thing, i don't think you remember my joke about the screws back from two years ago?
so max and i went to home depot today. while we were there, we were looking at the pipes. he picked up a male screw, and i picked up a female screw. and we were looking at them and wondering about why they called it a female and a male screw, since they are inanimate objects.
allison: hmm, i wonder why it's called a female screw max: i don't know allison: let's find out
allison and max attempt to figure out how the two screws go together. after much fiddling with it, they finally get the two pieces together
allison: now that's what i call a "good screw".
needless to say, that didn't lead to any screwing later that night, but the tension was there.
nothing wrong with thinking about the possibilities of life, and the questions that we have.
and as for the danger question, you aren't dangerous at all, at least, i dont think so. we were CPR/First aid partners. I know that you know how to save my life (or anybody elses), if it ever came to that point. :-) Or is there something about you that we should be aware of?
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Date: 2004-03-30 08:53 pm (UTC)and a cut penis is much more aesthetically pleasing than a uncut one.
nothing wrong with thinking about your cock.
i often lament about what would life be like if i didn't have boobs, on if i had smaller boobs, and why the hell we have boobs. i think the world would be much more efficient without boobs, since they serve no purpose other than to provide milk for your offspring.
i'd gladly do without boobs, thank you very much. if i have to have a mastectomy, i would be all for it. good riddance boobs.
as for the pipe thing, i don't think you remember my joke about the screws back from two years ago?
so max and i went to home depot today. while we were there, we were looking at the pipes. he picked up a male screw, and i picked up a female screw. and we were looking at them and wondering about why they called it a female and a male screw, since they are inanimate objects.
allison: hmm, i wonder why it's called a female screw
max: i don't know
allison: let's find out
allison and max attempt to figure out how the two screws go together. after much fiddling with it, they finally get the two pieces together
allison: now that's what i call a "good screw".
needless to say, that didn't lead to any screwing later that night, but the tension was there.
nothing wrong with thinking about the possibilities of life, and the questions that we have.
and as for the danger question, you aren't dangerous at all, at least, i dont think so. we were CPR/First aid partners. I know that you know how to save my life (or anybody elses), if it ever came to that point. :-) Or is there something about you that we should be aware of?