"Like a graveyard...

because, peter, and i know you asked this question because i said something like this.

and how many times you've asked this in the last couple of weeks, i've lost count.

you are confusing because

you are seriously in need of a girl, yet none of us know you have a girlfriend (Well i didn't).

because you're a guy, and guys are complicated and yet, so simple

and because you're an engineering major.