The best-laid plans of mice and men...

So I found out the reason for the crashes of doom... The Question is what do I do about it?

When I touch the shield of my thumbdrive to the shield of the front ports of my computer, it reboots. Therefore, its a severe grounding problem. Any suggestions outside of running a wire from my case to the nearest cold water pipe?

annoying lyric post of doom

Everythings not always great
Sometimes it`s just fine
No one gets ten out of ten
Lucky if it`s nine
( And I've got a mission, but I'd settle for less )