Plea Bargain

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Why do i prosecute me?
    The jury is biased
           I can't win

she still sez what she sez
      she testifies for me
                to help me

            I crossexamine, discredit her words

Why?

If only I belived, we could dismiss this case
If only I was
              me?

would that help?

Can I plea bargain?
   If I take the guilty plea, can I be happy?

May I?  Would   it     help?

But, win or lose, neither is right
       both have lies
       the case is infirm either way

is there a crime here?
They say
        "A man who represents himself
                  has a
                       fool
                  for a client"

What do they say about he who prosecutes himself?