Because I know you don't care...

[xoder]

What song...

Reminds you of an ex-lover: "Truly, Madly, Deeply" Savage Garden

Reminds you of an ex-friend: Dunno. The only "ex-friend" I can think of, I don't associate with music.

Makes you cry: "Well Worth the Wait" by Dr Tom's Leather; "My December", Linkin Park

Makes you laugh: "Crazy" Barenaked Ladies

Makes you smile: "Big Balls" by ACDC

You never want to hear again: dunno

Sums up your teenage years: "In My Life" The Beatles

You want to get married to: Hopefully, I won't notice that song. Or is that being too romantic for y'all?

You like to wake up to: I determined from high school that it is best for me not to know the song I'm going to wake up to. Or else I will hate it. So I wake up to the radio.

You like out of your parents record collection: All things Beatle-related, Buddy Holly, Timbuk3, the Woodstock records I added to it, Paul Simon

You love that you know about thanks to a friend: Iron Maiden

You love the video more than the tune: "Come on Over" Christina Agulera

Reminds you of your first crush: At that point in time (elementary school), I hadn't yet become my own consumer of music. I only discovered that pop radio existed in ~5th grade!

Reminds you of your now crush: Strangely enough, I can't really think of anything. Maybe its a lack of crushes? Now all I have to do is get rid of the sex drive, and I can function the way I want to.

Makes you think of sex: "Your Body is a Wonderland" John Mayer

Guilty Pleasure: Anything by Tony Toni Toné

Perks you up: "The Humour of the Situation" by Barenaked Ladies