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[xoder]

The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?:	No
Do you party a lot? How often?:	Not really
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:	No
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:	Less and less each day
Do you skip classes? How often?:	I try not to
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:	I always wear a tux and a condom
Do you steal?:	No
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:	I tend to be underdressed
Do you drool over celebrities?:	No
Do you watch a lot of TV?:	No
Do you ever watch the News?:	Thats what I usually watch on TV
Do you even care about world issues?:	Yes
Do you read books often?:	Yes
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:	Never have
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:	I try to
Do you smoke cigarettes?:	Nope
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:	I go to lunch at Virgin or Barnes and Noble a lot
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:	Negative
Do you cuss a lot?:	Fuck Yes
Are you desperate to fit in?:	I don't think so
Are you intelligent?:	Peanut?
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:	Onetime I was forced
Black eyeliner?:	No
Black eyeshadow?:	No
Black trenchcoat?:	No
Black boots?:	No
Black fishnets?:	No
Black nail polish?:	No
Cigarettes?:	No
Heavy metal music?:	Sometimes
Marilyn Manson?:	No
Kittie?:	No
Cradle of Filth?:	No
Constant frown and perpetual angst?:	Not really
Do you like to be seen as:	As what?
Are you an intellectual?:	Yeah
An atheist?:	The concept of god is unimportant
Horrible home life?:	Not lately
Hopelessly depressed?:	Na
Suffering with suicidal idealations?:	Nope
Self-mutilation?:	Na
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?:	Yes, but not "Punk" plaid
Big black boots?:	No
Mohawk?:	No
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:	No
Loud, confident and opinionated?:	No
Wild hair colors?:	No
NOFX?:	Na
Rancid?:	Nope
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:	A little
A:	Would you like sanctimonious whining with that symbol?
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:	142
Do you watch a lot of sports?:	Curling if I can catch it
Play a lot of sports?:	Not exactly
Talk a lot about sports?:	No
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:	No
Are you arrogant?:	No
Are you a male or female whore?:	I've never charged...
Are you homophobic?:	no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:	Na
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:	Nope
Boobs = yes?:	Boobs are interesting
Parties = yes?:	Not really
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:	No
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:	Not really
Have you ever been on a diet?:	No
How much did you lose?:	What a strange question
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:	Neither
Make yourself throw up?:	No
Make-up?:	Not really
Low-cut tops?:	No
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:	Silly question
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:	dont know
Giggle a lot?:	Sometimes
What's the deal with boys?:	Got me
Thongs?:	Not on me, not that interesting
Pretty bras?:	ooh purty
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:	No
Who's the weaker sex?:	Silly question
Are you a feminist?:	Na
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:	Nope
How often do you shave your legs?:	Nope
How about your armpits?:	Nope
Are you emotional?:	At times
Especially when on your period?:	Silly uestion
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?:	Orginal
Independence or Companionship?:	Both
Stability or Freedom?:	Freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?:	Personal
Introvert or Extrovert?:	Both
Popularity or Isolation?:	Both
Unique or Loved?:	Both
Understood or Individual?:	Bouth
You or Them?:	Everyone

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more, no less.

Ask me anything you want.

Then I want you to go to your journal, and copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Just do it!

Comments

[naughtyelfling.livejournal.com]

1. If you had one day to live, what would you do?
2. If you had to marry someone, anyone you know, who would it be (doesnt matter if they are with someone or homosexual or whatnot)?
3. If you could change something about yourself phyiscally what would it be (as in cosmetic surgery)?

[xoder.livejournal.com]

1) Go Skydiving. Definately.
2) That's a hard one, because I have to consider our compatibility outside of sexuality, and there aren't many people who I could consider spending every waking moment with. Maybe zsparke or charleniehead (although they would both be incredibly morose that they didn't get to marry their men of choice)
3) Clear up my complection and lose the (yes I know it's small, but it's persistent) gut