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[xoder]

Assuming that the length of 6 in. and girth of 5.75 in. was supplied in good faith, your penis ranks as follows:
Length: 50th percentile
Girth: 93rd percentile

Find your penis percentile

It's amazing what you'll find on Slashdot.

In other news, shoujo_mallet and I went to Boston on Monday and Tuesday. It was awesome. We saw the Museum of Bad Art, the Museum of Science, and walked around a lot in the cold. It was all great. I wish that I could properly convey my satisfaction with the days, but alas, I am not that kind of writer. I am a writer who is much better at bitching. But I'm not in that kind of mood, so whatever.

Today Dad fixed the fax machine by flipping it over (it got jammed up by the bits of Xmas tree as it came in through the back door. Dad and myself finally fixed the printer by forcing all the pieces into their default positions. And tomorrow, when Dad goes to Staples, he will attempt to purchase a new battery for the cordless phone. Everything is getting fixed, and this is a very good thing.

Soon I will return to Rochester. This is also a good thing.

Comments

[faboo.livejournal.com]

yay for PeterInRochester (sorry shoujo_mallet, but I saw him first!)! and yay for 93rd percentiles. what's girth again? width? or circumference?

[xoder.livejournal.com]

I used circumferance, as an average diameter of 4.25 seemed unbelievable, given condom sizes, etc.

[caelestis25.livejournal.com]

Holy crap! Your penis is almost as wide as it is long? How...satisfying for you :)

[farandthefair.livejournal.com]

Actually, from my understanding it is 6 inches long and 1.8302833915310400147695911942679 inches wide. He mentioned measuring his girth as the circumferance... thus 5.75 = (3.14159)*Diameter.

Now I need to get a ruler, curious just how big 1.83 inches is..

Yesh, still pretty big.

[xoder.livejournal.com]

And the π math award goes to...

farandthefair

[caelestis25.livejournal.com]

Yeesh indeed my friend :). I can't belive you used an algebraic equation involving Pi in a regular every day conversation. Heh.

[farandthefair.livejournal.com]

I'm ninja like that ;)

[xoder.livejournal.com]

Actually, that would be the average diameter, as cocks are somewhat oblong.

[farandthefair.livejournal.com]

Yea I was thinking that, but wasn't sure if everyone's penis looked like a pancake or only mine.

[xoder.livejournal.com]

Circumferance, m'lady, is not diameter.

[caelestis25.livejournal.com]

Yes, well...one of your math friends already explained such to me, using like...equations and stuff ;). Still. That's a nice sized girth. I'm sure you please your lady friends with it. Heh.

[afadednegative.livejournal.com]

I take it I inspired you to measure? Hehe.

[xoder.livejournal.com]

No. These data are somewhat (6mo) old, longer than I knew you. So there.

[captain-tragedy.livejournal.com]

i'm fairly certain that every halfway normal man has measured at some point or another.

[farandthefair.livejournal.com]

Midget. :P

[allilicious.livejournal.com]

oh why don't YOU take the test yourself and find out?

[farandthefair.livejournal.com]

Because I also know that based on how turned on I am my penis size changes. Considering I only have access to my hand and a horrid collection of porno, I would feel inadequate taking said test. Perhaps I might implore Cindi to aid me in the measuring process at some later date, because if anyone can rock my socks, she can. :P

[xoder.livejournal.com]

Yo, don't be playa-hatin'. We's all doin' tha' best we can.

[caelestis25.livejournal.com]

Had I been drinking, said drink would have come out of my nose in a fit of hysteria upon reading the above.

[captain-tragedy.livejournal.com]

also: http://www.sizesurvey.com

[shoujo-mallet.livejournal.com]

Isn't it interesting how you get so many responses to entries about your cock?

[xoder.livejournal.com]

And no one cares about Boston.

But I should be used to this. Whenever I talk about penises, I get a huge response.

[shoujo-mallet.livejournal.com]

Should I now make a pun about homoeroticism? Or would that be without taste?

[xoder.livejournal.com]

I like puns!

[farandthefair.livejournal.com]

punis?

[caelestis25.livejournal.com]

I'm online now...don't see you on though. MaliaDeCordova Message me.

[last-soldier.livejournal.com]

When I first saw the thing about your penis, I was a bit weirded out, I'll admit. But then I paused, thought about it for a minute, and then realized there wasn't really anything to be weirded out about. After all, it's nothing I haven't seen - or held - before.

Viva freedom, viva low prices, and viva penis. Woo-hoo!

[ellf.livejournal.com]

Dawg, you come to my home turf, and you go to where I be at, you'd best be CALLING me, yo! Lest I cut you.

[xoder.livejournal.com]

I gaves youse a call, but you weren't there, dawg.

[ellf.livejournal.com]

Whenfore, yo? I never received no fone call. You'd best be leaving messages when you ring my celly, or you's end up like B.I.G.

[farandthefair.livejournal.com]

I ain't heard no playa say "whenfore" in da hood, yo.

Yous be t3h funnay!!