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[xoder]

So, excepting my usual ad-libbing, here's what I said last night at malual's mom's house last night:

Hello, we are gathered here today to formalize, authorize, and harmonize this marriage between [Faelan's legal name] and [faboo's legal name].

Here is where I was going to put some rambly quote, but I couldn't come up with anything good, so on to the main show.

Do you, Faelan, take faboo to be your lawfully wedded husband, for as long as you can?

[As I recall, she said "aw, yep!"]

And do you, faboo, take Faelan to be your lawfully wedded wife for as long as you can?

[faboo's response: "of course!"]

And now that I have asked you the questions required by law, I will now ask the one required by custom: If anyone here knows of any reason why these two should not be married, speak now, or else have the common courtesy not to bring it up at parties.

[laughter]

Therefore by the power vested in me by the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California, and by the Great State of New York, I now pronounce you HUSBAND and WIFE.

You may now make out like crazed weasels.

You know, That was a lot of fun, I should find out what kind of registration I need (as I do need some kind of registration) to do that sort of thing in NYC.