"Like a graveyard...

Porcine Zona Pellucida Vaccine:

Why in the heck don't we (as humans) have this option? Yes, it wouldn't work for immunocompromised persons, and 90% is not incredibly excellent. Look at diaphragms, though. Success rates between 83% and 94%. Condoms are between 85% and 98% and withdrawl is between 72% and 96%.

So, excepting my usual ad-libbing, here's what I said last night at malual's mom's house last night:
( Wherein Peter uses his certification )

You know, That was a lot of fun, I should find out what kind of registration I need (as I do need some kind of registration) to do that sort of thing in NYC.