| The Generic Teenager Stereotype | |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | No |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | Not really |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | No |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | Less and less each day |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | I try not to |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | I always wear a tux and a condom |
| Do you steal?: | No |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | I tend to be underdressed |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | No |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | No |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | Thats what I usually watch on TV |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | Yes |
| Do you read books often?: | Yes |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | Never have |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | I try to |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | Nope |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | I go to lunch at Virgin or Barnes and Noble a lot |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | Negative |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | Fuck Yes |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | I don't think so |
| Are you intelligent?: | Peanut? |
| The Goth Stereotype | |
| Black lipstick?: | Onetime I was forced |
| Black eyeliner?: | No |
| Black eyeshadow?: | No |
| Black trenchcoat?: | No |
| Black boots?: | No |
| Black fishnets?: | No |
| Black nail polish?: | No |
| Cigarettes?: | No |
| Heavy metal music?: | Sometimes |
| Marilyn Manson?: | No |
| Kittie?: | No |
| Cradle of Filth?: | No |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | Not really |
| Do you like to be seen as: | As what? |
| Are you an intellectual?: | Yeah |
| An atheist?: | The concept of god is unimportant |
| Horrible home life?: | Not lately |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | Na |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | Nope |
| Self-mutilation?: | Na |
| The Punk Stereotype | |
| Plaid?: | Yes, but not "Punk" plaid |
| Big black boots?: | No |
| Mohawk?: | No |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | No |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | No |
| Wild hair colors?: | No |
| NOFX?: | Na |
| Rancid?: | Nope |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | A little |
| A: | Would you like sanctimonious whining with that symbol? |
| The Jock Sterotype | |
| What's your IQ?: | 142 |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | Curling if I can catch it |
| Play a lot of sports?: | Not exactly |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | No |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | No |
| Are you arrogant?: | No |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | I've never charged... |
| Are you homophobic?: | no |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | Na |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | Nope |
| Boobs = yes?: | Boobs are interesting |
| Parties = yes?: | Not really |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | No |
| The Girl Stereotype | |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | Not really |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | No |
| How much did you lose?: | What a strange question |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | Neither |
| Make yourself throw up?: | No |
| Make-up?: | Not really |
| Low-cut tops?: | No |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | Silly question |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | dont know |
| Giggle a lot?: | Sometimes |
| What's the deal with boys?: | Got me |
| Thongs?: | Not on me, not that interesting |
| Pretty bras?: | ooh purty |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | No |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | Silly question |
| Are you a feminist?: | Na |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | Nope |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | Nope |
| How about your armpits?: | Nope |
| Are you emotional?: | At times |
| Especially when on your period?: | Silly uestion |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] | |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | Orginal |
| Independence or Companionship?: | Both |
| Stability or Freedom?: | Freedom |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | Personal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | Both |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | Both |
| Unique or Loved?: | Both |
| Understood or Individual?: | Bouth |
| You or Them?: | Everyone |
I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more, no less.
Ask me anything you want.
Then I want you to go to your journal, and copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.
Just do it!
Re: Ah, sleep deprivation
Date: 2004-04-13 08:45 pm (UTC)2) They are omnipresent. Calling them gives you the illusion of their localized presence.
3) Linus (when he's not whining)